True but thats because hes a fetus.
Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
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At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
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He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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