It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
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pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
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L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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