IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
is wine microwaveable?
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Randomize
