i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
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you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
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We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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