Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
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as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
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You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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