Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Dignity is for republicans.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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