Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
sarcasm needs its own font
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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