The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
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Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
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This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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