He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
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Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
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If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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