You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I forgot wine drunk hurts
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
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