it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
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We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
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Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
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