was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
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A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
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I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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