we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
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Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
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I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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