Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night