You really coming over, don't trick.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
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tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
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I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed