i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
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you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
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Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.