mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
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I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
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We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect