So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
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Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
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I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
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