About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
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Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
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Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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