and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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