i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
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Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
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I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
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