Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
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I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
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I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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