i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
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Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
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I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
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