she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
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I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
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If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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