I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
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i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
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He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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