Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
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