I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
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I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
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If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
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