"it" just moved
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
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you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
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My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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