is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
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I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
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Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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