the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
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She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
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I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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