Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
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Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
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we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.