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Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
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I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
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We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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