Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
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So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
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I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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