you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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