Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
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Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
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HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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