Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
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Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
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Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
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