Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
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I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
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i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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