He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
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I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
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I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
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