Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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