and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
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I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
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I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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