you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
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girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
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You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
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