Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
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I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
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Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
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