i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Randomize