the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
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I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
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Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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