so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
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I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
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Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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