the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
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No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
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In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.