Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
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I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
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Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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