so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
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I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
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No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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