At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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