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I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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