if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Are my feet made of real feet?
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Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
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You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
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