There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
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