Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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